I was raised on a chinchilla farm way out in the tarsands of Western Nebraska. I built my first crystal radio from wire I made from the foil wrapper from some Beeman's gum, and a cat's whisker made from the filling of pappy's tooth. After graduating cum laude from junior high, I read news and commercials on KNEE, in Abscess, NE, and hosted the Saturday morning kid's show "Tipsy, the Codependent Clown". I won Radio Oblique in a game of Polish Poker from my girlfriend's boss. The rest, as they say, is hitsryo.
Favorite Artists
Carl Perkins
The Ambassador of Rockabilly; drove cool cars
Chet Baker
Brought a lovely expression to West Coast Jazz
Skyliners
Sang the most beautiful doo-wop/pop song of the late '50s - "Since I Don't Have You"
Chuck Berry
He is the Cheese of the Macaroni and Cheese that is Rock'n Roll...
Big Joe Turner
Invented Rock 'n Roll in his basement using some bailing wire, sealing wax, and a fifth of Old Grand Dad
