Carl was born at an early age in England for tax reasons, he was considerd from quite young to be too clever by half, but due to liberal application of alcohol this is now down to about ten per cent.
He supports an ex wife, three children and several publicans
He has found himself in supermarkets wearing slippers, he can occasionally remeber when all this was fields,
He has found he can live without sex but not without glasses and never knew how short a month could be till he paid alimony
Carl takes a viagra tablet every night to stop him from rolling out of bed and is now starting to realise he can use his personality as a contraceptive.Just once he would like somebody to call him "Sir" without adding, "...you're making a scene." and his getting worse he has recently been heard to to say "the sun thats the hottest place on earth".
