I am the Nut Behind the Wheel. My father wanted Stephen, my mother opted for Michael, they settled on that...go figure. I wanted to be an astronaut but couldn't pass the stringent physical, so I became a disc jockey. No big deal, I prefer the low pay, constant stress and the trailer park groupies over a life of wealth, fame and happiness. Did I mention that I'm a bit slow? I have a rather sizable comedy collection and figured that I could sneak into your homes drink your beer, use your jacuzzi and pet your dog while you were all laughing hysterically on the carpet when listening to my show. I neglected to remember that if I was IN the studio PLAYING this stuff I couldn't possibly be in a position to raid your homes. I'm working on that. In the meantime listen to some of this material. Then send me stuff. This could really work.