Who are you?: No one you'd recognise in the street, which makes a change from being someone that you wouldn't want to recognise in the street.
What's your story?: Not a story, more of a pamphlet. Been a musician all my life. Gosh, that was exciting.
Why do you do what you do?: There's no work left for musicians, so I figure I'll sit here playing records of the days when there was. I may even be on one or two of these. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be, right?
Psych! Actually I'm a cheerful little chap who's a full-time carer for his mum. This is what I do whilst she's watching reruns of M*A*S*H.