Are you worried about the international commie conspiracy to transmit mind control waves through modern "electronica" music? I know I am. Ever wonder why techno music fans never drink water, ordinary tap water? And why do those powerlines overhead hum so loud? These are questions you and all red blooded Americans are asking themselves these days, right?

Well, this could be the station for you! We broadcast atomic age easy listening and pop music from the 50s, 60s and early seventies. The exotica of Martin Denny and Les Baxter to the wistful moods of Bert Kaemphert and Mancini. The novelty hits and the movie themes. There's no need to wear tin foil wrapped ear muffs here! We only broadcast old government propaganda which is actually good for you!

So stir up a pitcher of Mai Tais, sit back and enjoy as we bring you the beautiful music of those wonderful cold war years!

Commander Clement "Skip" Bombwell
USN Space Command (ret)